Come to Goa Pleaseeeeeeee!!

Well my dear friend RV since you are still toying with the idea of coming. I came up with a list of reasons why you should come with us.

1. ITS GOA , Sun (OK clouds maybe) Sand (so what if its wet from the rain) Surf (we could swim when we are sober)

2. Britto's, Infintaria. Need i say more.

3. We need someone to order 20 hot pants, drink them and still be able to walk back to the hotel.

4. I need someone to inhale the other half of my 1kg tiramisu cake.

5. There might be a drunk, druged chick drowning somewhere outside curly's waiting for you to be her knight in a shining sarong.

6. You could hook up with someone totally hot.

7. Mr T will have to deliver what he promised us.

8. If you stay back you will have to shower and change in your car if you decide to go for a date after work.

9. Bunking work is always fun.

10. Its just 3 days.

the most fun you can have in bombay on a saturday nite....

So here goes... Its almost 11:00 pm... I'm all dolled up... Wearing my favorite low neck top(= loads of cleavage...) Waiting for my asshole friends to show up.... Mom thinks I left an hour ago...I finally walk out of my room quick goodbyes before mom realizes its past 11:00...Struggling to cover all that's exposed God forbid she sees my girls popping out...So where am I off too you wonder??? To a gay party...Yes the GEEBEE... And what makes it more fun... I'm not gay...Have come a long way from the first one(party) I was at...The first time around I actually took my boyfriend along... Some plan...Was outta there in less than five minutes... The next one I went to was minus boyfriend plus 3 shots of tequila...That's when i realized that its the most fun a girl can have on a Saturday night in this city... Lets face it the average age of people partying at the most "happening" clubs in Bombay(HATE CALLING IT MUMBAI!!!) is 15...Not to mention the entry is an arm and a leg... Obviously no cover...No thanks I'll go to the geebee instead...So with my best buds in the car screaming bollywood songs... We get there pay the entry...The guy behind the counter looks at me thinks I am at the wrong place...Guy behind the counter:"Madame its a gay party"...Me:"Yes I know"giggle giggle...Once inside we make a beeline to the bar...Of course the only objectives for the night are to get drunk,,,make complete asses of ourselves on the dance floor,,,while attracting the most amount of attention we possibly can,,,did I mention get drunk...
The place is relatively empty...But there are still enough people to air kiss every 5 minutes...Not to mention I am one of the 6 other women at the place...The guys look at you once to make sure that you aren't one of them dressed in drag... Once they realize you are a woman they leave you alone or better yet ignore you...The DJ is trying his best to play some house or English music for that matter...Over the next 30 minutes the place is buzzing...So are we hic hic...And the DJ gets down to business hardcore Hindi chamiya music...Big surprise we have a audience...But who cares the shots keep comming...Thanks to one of our most generous friend who takes it upon himself to get us drunk...The next 2 hours are all about dancing,,,pointing,,,laughing,,,rolling on the floor(for one of us..) running up to the DJ and requesting Beedi for the fifteenth time...And then once more when he is about to shut the music after playing 5 last track of the night out of which we requested 3... Well I guess I was not the only straight person there... We leave and head to the first fast food place we can think of...So what are we doing next Saturday guys..........